a hark day

it rains on me
there are stains on me
i cannot see

thru my glasses
weil's so nass is
und kein spass is

but now i am in
drops on my chin
did i do sin?

the phone does ring
my ears now kling
what is this thing?

colleagues are pissed
because i missed
to correct the list

he: what's that scheiss
i: apologize
he: almost cries

did all i could
an now it's good
i smile, he should

every f'n day

sittn here alone
staring at the phone
I am still asleep
I need a coffe cheap
walking towards kitchen
starting bitchin
coffee is cold
also it’s old
brewing a new
with the few
coffe that’s left
who was this theft?!
sugar into the cup
milk on top
coffe is hot
I feel like a bot
the first gulp
tastes like pulp
too much sugar
I don’t care mo’fugar
the cup is empty
and I’m sittn here alone
staring at the phone…

immer diese scheiss autokorrekturfunktion

die autorenkorrektur harfe inch autsch eingeschlachtet. inch koma gans gurt damhirsch zur echt

ro Fl ichla chmi ch schlappen!

comic, Wasser da zoo mahnmal rausch körnt

APFEL!

RolfChinesischerherrscher

Sack Mahl Wasser Laab Ernie wirr Ei gentle ich Fürth eine Kot?

inch hürde hunz ey her aals eck-striem kräh-akt-tief bär-zeig-nenn

Inch Kahn nicht Meer!!!

inch gay jets hymer

i bin a wal

i bin a wal
noamens koal
I lig am strond
im woamen sond
hia is koa h2o
zifix noch amo
hunga hob I a
auf haxn und bia
gibts aba ned
aufm strondbett
jetz muss I erstamoi frogn
ob mi wer will ins wossa trogn
wenn i mi umschau
seh i nua oane frau
die is oaba bleed
und vascheht mi ned
i trockn hia no aus
holt mi koana raus